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01:26 am
[Link] | Chris might have grown used to filing long ago, but that didn't mean he'd ever managed to find it any more interesting over the years. If anything, it only seemed more boring now. Something he'd never have believed possible when he'd had his first filing job pushed on him. It didn't seem fair that out of everything that had changed over the years, filing would be the one thing that inevitably stayed the same.
Not that all the changes had been bad, but CID had felt much different lately. It wasn't something he could pinpoint. At first he'd thought it had been his breakup with Shaz, but at times he couldn't help feeling as though that wasn't the only thing that had fallen apart. Maybe it was just in his head, but once he'd thought it, he'd found he couldn't quite shake the idea from his mind. Especially not when he found himself stuck with filing and not a lot else to occupy his mind with.
Exhaling the smoke from his cigarette, Chris brushed a bit of stray ash from the cover of the file he was holding and flipped it open. Might as well get it out of the way sooner, rather than later. He pulled a face as he glanced through the files content. Ritual killing. He'd been too fond of them. Or any sort of killing, but the cult-ish types always reminded him just that little bit more of a horror flick and those never turned out too well. Post-mortem wounds. Which still didn't make it sound any more pleasant. Pulling a slight face, Chris flipped the file shut, shoving it back where he was meant to be leaving it. There was something about it that caught his attention, but he couldn't quite grasp what it was. Chris squinted thoughtfully for a moment, then shook his head. It was nothing.
Cigarette hanging limply from his lips, Chris flipped open the next file in the haphazard stack he'd been left with.
Tags: character: sally sparrow, journal: pi_sparrow, verse: time will crawl, verse: twc [please mr gravedigger]
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08:25 pm
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The Wit and Wisdom of DCI Gene Hunt
DC CHRIS SKELTON - As well as being a highly trained, kung fu death-machine, Skelton is a real hit with the ladies who love his rugged good looks and brilliant penis.
DC Chris Skelton likes nothing more than a hard night in the public lavs, taking it like a man. He wishes his mummy had made him a girl so he could wear nice dresses.
DS RAY CARLING - London's hardest copper. Girls love his moustache and curls, and have been known to orgasm just by sniffing his musk.
[ooc: As per usual; black = Chris, blue = Ray, italics are handwritten.]
Tags: misc: promo//chris learns to spell, verse: open
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01:19 am
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Welcome to, Luigi's! [ on_the_piss] "Come on, ladies... let's go get pissed!"
Had a rough day at work? Those criminals getting you down? The radio updating you on the state of your coma again?
It sounds like your muse needs a place to sit down, unwind, and take their mind off things. And there's only one place for that.
The pub, of course.
So, basically and myself decided there needed to be an LoM/A2A dressing room. And now there is. It's still brand new, but we think it's ready for public viewing now... So go forth and join for all your LoM/A2A dressing room needs. We'll even make you a hat make you a tag!
And I should really consider actually sleeping now... >.>
Tags: comm: on_the_piss
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11:38 pm
[Link] | theCome kiss me under the mistletoememe
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09:35 pm
[Link] | ★ROLEPLAYFRIENDINGMEME★
 Come join the fun!
Tags: misc: meme, verse: open
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03:56 pm
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The Wit and Wisdom of DCI Gene Hunt Chris - we need some pictures all these words are doin' my head in. Especially some of Drake showin' some leg.
( I've got these ones of the Guv in a pub, and having a drink - they alright? )
Tags: misc: promo//chris learns to spell, verse: open
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04:06 pm
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The Wit and Wisdom of DCI Gene Hunt Ray,
So... thinking about these books what the Guv wrote, I wondered if we might get in on the act a bit. I've knocked this up by remembering things the Guv's said about stuff and thought we could maybe send it to his publishers, get a cut of the proceeds. What do you think? Have a look through, see if there's anything I've missed and then we can tidy it up a bit.
Chris
( I think you'll be wearing your knacker-sack as a cap when the Guv sees it. )
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ooc: Honestly, this isn't a brilliant book, but I'll be posting extracts anyway. Black text is Chris, blue is Ray, and italics is handwritten.
Tags: misc: promo//chris learns to spell, verse: open
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08:22 pm
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poshmouthytart's fault God: Have you ever been to Europe? Me: Nah. Only really been to Blackpool on me holidays.( Read more )
iGod -- repenting made easy
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12:05 pm
[Link] | RP Love Meme // Show me love
Tags: misc: meme, verse: open
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11:00 pm
[Link] | The How's My Driving? Meme
Tags: misc: meme, verse: open
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