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Super Skelton's paperwork avoidance excuses:

1) The Dog ate it 2) I left it on the bus

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    Name:DC Chris Skelton
    Birthdate:1950-03-16
    Location:London, England, United Kingdom
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    3) I did do it and it was really good but then I was attacked by a team of crack ninjas and it got damaged in the artarial spray as I whipped their yellow arses.

    -- Chris Skelton, The Future of Modern Policing [1981 Edition]

    NAME: Christopher Daniel Skelton
    RANK: Detective Constable
    DISTRICT: Fenchurch East

    Police Notes:

    DC Chris Skelton also arrived in Fenchurch on the coat-tails of his DCI. Hard-working and earnest foot-soldier of CID. Passionate attachment to the force. Sunny disposition and lends himself well to group activities. Very popular - accepts being the butt of numerous cruel and rambunctious jokes with characteristic good grace.

    I have had some concerns in the past over the lad's functioning IQ and have submitted him to various tests and assessments. The results of these tests were confusing and somewhat disheartening when finally deciphered - it would seem in the written exams, DC Skelton frequently wasn't answering the actual question being asked, although if he had been, his answers would have been on the right side of middling.

    But I have always said it’s not what you don't know, it's how you apply what you do. And DC Skelton certainly knows some things which he applies with determination and rigor. Besides, I can always find uses for an enthusiastic young man with an unwavering fervour for the force who doesn't need to burden himself with too many questions.

    DC Skelton is romantically involved with a fellow officer, one WPC Sharon Granger. Attachments within precincts are to be frowned upon as unprofessional and divisive. When I heard about it I called Skelton in and I asked him to consider sharing the young lady with a couple of his colleagues. Nothing sordid, just a drink or the pictures - to take the edge off any jealousies. The lad was genuinely affronted.

    I conclude that his feelings for Granger are deep-rooted and am allowing the relationship. If it gets out of line then regrettably one of them will have to be transferred to a district of their choice.

    Report compiled by Chief Superintendent Mackintosh.
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    Canon: Life on Mars/Ashes to Ashes [taken from A2A 2x08; pre-blag]

    Inventory: Clothes (obviously), drivers licence, police issue radio, gun, ID/warrant card, car and house keys, eight cigarettes, a lighter, and his wallet containing twenty pounds thirty-six pence.
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